Dear Readers, Things are starting to take off now: amid torrents of mail we're getting a steady trickle of pictures. This is good, of course, but we've Got to do Better. So far this site has been mostly about my putting up signs... if we're going to take this country back, it needs to be about Your putting up signs.


Much of the mail and commentary I get revolves around swing states and how I should start blogging them. This is true, but let's face it: I can't do this whole thing on my own. I'm going to need your help.


Here's My Offer: I'll match every sign you put up in your state with three of my own. If Arizona sends me pictures of 25 signs, I'll go there and put up 75. Same for you New Mexico. You too Colorado. This offer valid for hand-painted signs only.


As citizens of swing states, please bear in mind that the point here is to win people over, not put them off, so let's try and soft pedal the "Bush = Hitler" stuff, okay? (There'll be plenty of time for that after he cancels the election and declares martial law.)


Remember, the only difference between me and the rest of you is cardboard, paint, and a willingness to use them, and I think we can all agree that that's not very much of a difference.

This offer expires October 15th.

Albuquerque, NM

Phoenix, AZ


Boulder CO

Two Points Each for Arizona and New Mexico! (AZ for group effort, NM for sheer chutzpah,) One point for Colorado.