The day after Senator Santorum made his remarks comparing sodomy to bestiality, I made the following call to his office:

SSO: "Senator Santorum's office."

Freewayblogger: (with midwestern accent) "Hello there... took me awhile to get through. Guess you're pretty busy what with all this going on."

SSO: "Yes."

Freewayblogger: "Well I just wanted you to know that my wife and I are big supporters of the Senator, but we have just one question..."

SSO: "Yes?"

Freewayblogger: "Does oral sex between a husband and wife, when they're both consenting... does that constitute sodomy?"

SSO: "Umm.. no. It does not."

Freewayblogger: "HOT DAMN! (calling out to wife:) HONEY? GREAT NEWS!"

SSO: (stifles laugh)

Freewayblogger: "Thank You. Thank You Very Much. Just one more thing..."

SSO: "Yes?"

Freewayblogger: "How does the Senator feel about doggy-style?"

SSO: "Umm... I can't really speak for the Senator on that."

Me: "Oh Well... Thanks Again!" (Hangs up.)

If you've got questions for Senator Santorum concerning appropriate sexual behavior, you can reach his office at (202) 224-6324.