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Group Abstinence: Expressing your love through erotic sex
play without penetration or dangerous exchanges of bodily fluids
requires just one thing: Trust.
When three or more faith
partners do it, it's called
"Cluster-trusting".
Remember,
everything's more fun when the whole gang gets involved, so next
time your Church group gets together, instead of another
boring old bake sale, why not film the whole lot of you
dry-humping, faith-fucking and masturbating each other and
send the tape to us! We'll pay you twice as much as you'd make
selling cookies! (Adults only please)

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